Engineers Patrick and Seamus (Dublin mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,"
said Patrick "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket,
took a measurement, announced, "5 metres" and walked away.

Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!

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