Fly swatter

A woman arrives home and walks into the kitchen
to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He replied, "Three were on a beer can...
and two were on the phone."

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